the twenty-six cent tipper

It's not very often I let a guest get to me, but tonight a woman made me so mad I couldn't do anything but be mad. Mind you I have waited on these people before and wasn't expecting a tip because last time they came in 5 minutes before close and stayed till 45 minutes after close while bitching about when they're at work and someone comes in just before close causing them not to make it home when they planned. Anyways, I got their drinks, their appetizer, and they were waiting on more people. No biggie right.. Well in their mind even though I was at another table since the rest of their party had arrived they felt the need to yell at me that they were ready, after ignoring them, I went to their table to get started on the newbies, no biggie. New appetizers, I already gave them extra ranch for the two people who were going to share this and they demanded more, I got more, then they demanded extra plates, apparently all 7 of them were going to have one piece each and needed their own plate and ranch with it. Whatever, stupid assholes. After yelling for refills, (while at other tables) snapping at me, and bitching that I took another table their food before refilling their strawberry lemonade for the 5th time they get their food and snap at the person delivering it about a side. I return with the right side and apologize for the mistake. The look this woman gave me.. I can't explain it, all I know is that I literally wanted to slap it off of her fat face. I avoid going to this table unless absolutely necessary, I got yelled at again while at the next table saying "HER RIBS ARE DRY!!!" I walk to the table, this bitch has literally ate 1/2 of a full rack of ribs and is now saying that they are dry. All of her sides are gone, including the one she did not want, and HALF OF HER RIBS! So I politely ask if she wants anything else, of course she says no. You know why she says no, because she wants her meal free and ordered more than her fat ass can handle and didn't want to explain to someone later that she ONLY had 5 pieces of ribs left from her 12 piece rack and 2 sides the next day. She wanted to see the manager so she could get her ribs free. She was rude throughout the rest of the meal, which I literally ignored them as much as possible and while I was at their table tried to kill them with kindness. This did not work, I should of been my usual asshole self. But no, this table JUST NEEDED SOME LOVE and I was giving them the best fake love I possibly could. They paid out on the table top computer. I wish this bitch would of paid in cash. She left me 26 cents! TWENTY SIX FUCKING CENTS!!! Listen honey, if you are so broke you can't tip me a half decent tip of ATLEAST 10% (20% is AVERAGE) don't fucking tip at all. I CAN NOT WAIT UNTIL THIS WOMAN COMES BACK IN SO I CAN GIVE HER BACK HER 26 PENNIES! Apparently she needs them more than I do. There is never a day that a pissed off server will not remember your cunty face. Take care of them, they handle your food. While I am unfortunately above messing with someones food, others are not.